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Betty Akinyi
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Sep 22, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 18, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Amir
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Binti
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Leila
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Majid
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Majid
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Salum
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 25, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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David Chacha
Guest
May 12, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 4, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Husna
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
😅 I needed that!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Halima
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
