Why are fish so smart?

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 17, 2016

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 15, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mjaka (Guest) on March 14, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Amina (Guest) on March 12, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 8, 2016

😄 What a joke!

James Kimani (Guest) on March 6, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 8, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rahma (Guest) on January 20, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 17, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Baraka (Guest) on January 12, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 7, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Muslima (Guest) on January 5, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Sharifa (Guest) on January 3, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 2, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 21, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 14, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

John Malisa (Guest) on December 14, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Husna (Guest) on December 14, 2015

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Juma (Guest) on December 12, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 10, 2015

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 30, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2015

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Selemani (Guest) on November 13, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Maneno (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mzee (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Selemani (Guest) on October 24, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 21, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 17, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Nyota (Guest) on October 15, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 28, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

George Mallya (Guest) on September 25, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 5, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Asha (Guest) on September 1, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 30, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 26, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 11, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 11, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Hamida (Guest) on August 10, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mustafa (Guest) on August 9, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Hawa (Guest) on August 6, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Baraka (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Bahati (Guest) on July 25, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Rubea (Guest) on June 24, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Binti (Guest) on June 16, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 14, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 14, 2015

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 10, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 4, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 23, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 19, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 16, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Raha (Guest) on May 10, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 6, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆