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Henry Mollel
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Jul 15, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Farida
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Wande
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 14, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Amina
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Amir
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Amir
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Amir
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Issa
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 31, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 28, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Yusuf
Guest
May 21, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 13, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 10, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 4, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
