Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 15, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Farida (Guest) on July 10, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Nassor (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 6, 2016

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Rahim (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Wande (Guest) on June 4, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 4, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 4, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 14, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 27, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Ahmed (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 12, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwanais (Guest) on April 11, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 17, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Juma (Guest) on March 8, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Nassor (Guest) on March 3, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Biashara (Guest) on February 11, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Abdullah (Guest) on January 29, 2016

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 28, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Saidi (Guest) on January 21, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Faiza (Guest) on January 19, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 7, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 8, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 7, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

George Tenga (Guest) on November 25, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Faiza (Guest) on November 21, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 10, 2015

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 8, 2015

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 1, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Amina (Guest) on October 24, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 19, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 12, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 24, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 20, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 14, 2015

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 8, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 7, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mgeni (Guest) on September 6, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 31, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Arifa (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Amir (Guest) on July 10, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 29, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Amir (Guest) on June 22, 2015

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Issa (Guest) on June 18, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 11, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 11, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on June 5, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 31, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 28, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Yusuf (Guest) on May 21, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 13, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 10, 2015

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Nassar (Guest) on April 29, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 22, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰