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Mwajuma
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Sep 17, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Kevin Maina
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Sep 12, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
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Majid
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 26, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Nashon
Guest
May 22, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 20, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 15, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Maida
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Farida
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Leila
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
