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Kilichowakuta boss, mke wake na mfanyakazi wao

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Bakari ni house boy mara nyingi huiba wine ya boss wake na kisha kuongeza maji kwenye chupa ili boss asigundue.
Mara kadhaa boss alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa wine hivyo kuhisi kuna mchezo mchafu alihisi tu Bakari anahusika.
Ilikua ni bahati tu alimvizia na
kumbamba Bakari akichakachua wine, kwa kuwa mkewe alikua
anamtetea Bakari, ili kumthibitishia mkewe kuwa Bakari ndo culprit, boss alianza kwa kumuuliza Bakari maswali.
Siku hiyo Bakari alikua jikoni, boss na mkewe walikua sebuleni.

Boss: Bakariiii!
Bakari: Naam baba!
Boss: nani anakunywa wine yangu?
Bakari kimyaaaa hajibu kitu!
Boss: Bakariiiii !
Bakari: naam baba!
Boss: nauliza nani anakunywa wine yangu halafu anajazia majiii!
Bakari kimyaaaaa!

Boss akaamua amfuate hukohuko jikoni.
Boss: Kwanini nikikuita unaitikia, nikikuuliza unanyamaza?
Bakari: baba huku jikoni ndo kulivyo, unasikia jina tu likiitwa lakini maneno menginehusikii, na kama huamini baki jikoni mi niende sebuleni.

Bakari akaenda sebuleni akaanza kuita.
Bakari:Babaa!
Boss: naam Bakari!
Bakari: Saa sita usiku huwa unaenda kufanya nini chumba cha house girl?

Boss kimyaaaa!
Bakari: Baba babaa!
Boss:ndio Bakari!
Bakari: Nauliza hivii, chumbani kwa house girl saa sita za usiku huwa wafuata nini?

Boss kimyaaaaaaa!
Boss akatoka nje: Bakari huku jikoni ni kweli husikii kitu zaidi ya jina!

Mke wa Boss akaingilia kati
Mama: nyie msinitanie kabisa mnasemaje?
Bakari: kweli mama ukiwa jikoni husikii kitu nenda uone

Mama akaenda na Bakari akaanza

Bakari: mamaaaa!
Mama: abeee!
Bakari: hebu niambie hiyo mimba ni ya baba au yangu?
Mama kimya

Bakari: mamaaaa!
Mama: abeeee!
Bakari: hebu niambie ukweli hiyo mimba ni ya baba au yangu??
Mama kimya

Mama akatoka nje: kweli humu jikoni kuna tatizo nilikuwa nasikia jina tu

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