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Ungekua wewe ndio boss wa huyu jamaa ungempa kazi? Ungemjibu nini?

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*Boss*:-kijana unataka nini ndani ya ofisi zangu?
*Jamaa*:-Samahani naomba kazi ya ulinzi ndugu.

*Boss*:-umesoma mpaka wapi?
*Jamaa*:-mpaka form four.
*Boss*:-unajua kingereza?
*Jamaa*:-kwani hao wezi wanakuja na wazungu???.
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Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 14, 2022

😂 Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

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🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

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Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌

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🤣 Hii imewaka moto!

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Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

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Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏🤣

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 3, 2022

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! 🏆

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Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

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Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

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Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣

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Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

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Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! 😆

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Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

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Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

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Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰

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