Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
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Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 2, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Zulekha (Guest) on June 30, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 28, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 15, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Binti (Guest) on June 10, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Mhina (Guest) on May 26, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 19, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Kassim (Guest) on May 16, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 15, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Azima (Guest) on May 12, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 11, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
David Kawawa (Guest) on May 8, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 1, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 26, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 25, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 23, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 22, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Jaffar (Guest) on April 21, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Jaffar (Guest) on April 19, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Habiba (Guest) on April 11, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Rabia (Guest) on April 7, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Mhina (Guest) on April 6, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 31, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
Sekela (Guest) on March 20, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Aziza (Guest) on March 14, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 5, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 27, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Raha (Guest) on February 27, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Baridi (Guest) on February 3, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 28, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 27, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Zawadi (Guest) on January 24, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 14, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 13, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Masika (Guest) on January 12, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Khadija (Guest) on January 11, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Omar (Guest) on December 25, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Hashim (Guest) on December 15, 2022
😅 I needed that!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 8, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 8, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 1, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Azima (Guest) on November 22, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 14, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 10, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 2, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 30, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Zawadi (Guest) on October 30, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 24, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Furaha (Guest) on October 22, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Rubea (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Rabia (Guest) on October 18, 2022
😂 So funny!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 15, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 6, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 26, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 25, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
John Malisa (Guest) on September 17, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 9, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆