What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Omar (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Maida (Guest) on July 17, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Latifa (Guest) on July 4, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Josephine (Guest) on June 21, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Azima (Guest) on June 20, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mariam (Guest) on June 19, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Husna (Guest) on June 2, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Rahim (Guest) on May 29, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 26, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 18, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 9, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Fadhili (Guest) on April 28, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Kheri (Guest) on April 20, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Josephine (Guest) on April 13, 2023

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Hashim (Guest) on April 10, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 1, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Sarafina (Guest) on March 24, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 19, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 14, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Jamal (Guest) on March 6, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 26, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 26, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Yahya (Guest) on February 21, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 14, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 25, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 8, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Amir (Guest) on December 29, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Makame (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

John Mushi (Guest) on December 19, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on December 13, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 11, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Farida (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Rubea (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Halimah (Guest) on December 3, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 24, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 20, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 19, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 16, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 15, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 29, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Ndoto (Guest) on October 23, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 20, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Kiza (Guest) on October 14, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Salum (Guest) on October 8, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

John Lissu (Guest) on October 8, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 27, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 25, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 23, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 21, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 21, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Yusuf (Guest) on September 8, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 27, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 20, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Omari (Guest) on August 4, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

John Malisa (Guest) on August 2, 2022

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 31, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!