What did the ocean say to the beach?

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 19, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mzee (Guest) on August 30, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Shamsa (Guest) on August 11, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 6, 2024

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nyota (Guest) on August 3, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Zulekha (Guest) on July 27, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 25, 2024

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mohamed (Guest) on July 14, 2024

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 9, 2024

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Husna (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mhina (Guest) on June 26, 2024

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 14, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Fadhila (Guest) on June 4, 2024

😄 Nailed it!

Mashaka (Guest) on June 2, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 29, 2024

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 27, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Nassar (Guest) on May 14, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 14, 2024

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 13, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 5, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Shamsa (Guest) on March 29, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 25, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 17, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 11, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 8, 2024

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 5, 2024

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 1, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 27, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

James Mduma (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Zakaria (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Mzee (Guest) on February 14, 2024

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Abdillah (Guest) on February 9, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 7, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 31, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 25, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Hamida (Guest) on January 19, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 13, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mustafa (Guest) on December 23, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 18, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 14, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 7, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Faiza (Guest) on December 5, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Zubeida (Guest) on November 7, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Rehema (Guest) on October 28, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mashaka (Guest) on October 24, 2023

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Bakari (Guest) on October 17, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 17, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Warda (Guest) on October 8, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mchawi (Guest) on September 23, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 4, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Zubeida (Guest) on September 4, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 1, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 29, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!