What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 3, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mwanais (Guest) on September 1, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 20, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Zubeida (Guest) on July 17, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

James Malima (Guest) on June 18, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Bahati (Guest) on June 13, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 9, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Abubakar (Guest) on June 2, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Neema (Guest) on June 1, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mgeni (Guest) on May 21, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 13, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Maida (Guest) on May 6, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Raha (Guest) on April 23, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 17, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 15, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Rehema (Guest) on April 5, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 29, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Fadhili (Guest) on March 26, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Sarafina (Guest) on March 18, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 14, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 11, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 6, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 25, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Khamis (Guest) on February 20, 2023

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Zakia (Guest) on February 20, 2023

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 16, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 30, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 24, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Chum (Guest) on January 6, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 26, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Kassim (Guest) on December 26, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Latifa (Guest) on December 24, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 22, 2022

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Nassor (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Muslima (Guest) on December 8, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 4, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 26, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 23, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Nassar (Guest) on November 17, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Raha (Guest) on November 8, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 19, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 15, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Selemani (Guest) on October 12, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

James Mduma (Guest) on October 12, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

David Chacha (Guest) on October 12, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 9, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Juma (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Habiba (Guest) on September 22, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 22, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵