I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Andrew Mchome
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Aug 11, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Issa
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Chum
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 24, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Zubeida
Guest
May 22, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 12, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 11, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 10, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 8, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Fikiri
Guest
May 7, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Amani
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Salum
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Juma
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
