What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 17, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 15, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mgeni (Guest) on August 8, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 4, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 3, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Rubea (Guest) on July 23, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Hashim (Guest) on July 12, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 3, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 3, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 29, 2023

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 17, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Khadija (Guest) on June 11, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 1, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 28, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 27, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Faiza (Guest) on May 9, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 5, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 3, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 28, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

George Mallya (Guest) on April 23, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 20, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Shani (Guest) on April 9, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Azima (Guest) on March 26, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 20, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Tambwe (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

John Lissu (Guest) on February 10, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Ahmed (Guest) on February 7, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 5, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

Kazija (Guest) on February 3, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mariam (Guest) on January 23, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Hashim (Guest) on January 17, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Shamsa (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 5, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 1, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 30, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Mwanais (Guest) on December 24, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on December 13, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 12, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 11, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Sarafina (Guest) on December 11, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Zubeida (Guest) on December 4, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 28, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Zainab (Guest) on November 15, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 5, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 5, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 26, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Arifa (Guest) on October 19, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 19, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2022

😂 So funny!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 16, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 15, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 14, 2022

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 13, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️