Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! ๐ฃ๐ฆโฐ
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ๐๐ด๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 17, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 15, 2023
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Mgeni (Guest) on August 8, 2023
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 4, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 3, 2023
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 24, 2023
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Rubea (Guest) on July 23, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Hashim (Guest) on July 12, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 3, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 3, 2023
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 29, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 17, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Khadija (Guest) on June 11, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 9, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 1, 2023
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 28, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 27, 2023
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Faiza (Guest) on May 9, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 5, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 3, 2023
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 28, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on April 23, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 20, 2023
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 16, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Shani (Guest) on April 9, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Azima (Guest) on March 26, 2023
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 20, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Tambwe (Guest) on February 28, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
John Lissu (Guest) on February 10, 2023
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Ahmed (Guest) on February 7, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 5, 2023
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Kazija (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Mariam (Guest) on January 23, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Hashim (Guest) on January 17, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on January 13, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 5, 2023
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 1, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 30, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Mwanais (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Omari (Guest) on December 13, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 12, 2022
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 11, 2022
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Sarafina (Guest) on December 11, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Zubeida (Guest) on December 4, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 28, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2022
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Zainab (Guest) on November 15, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 5, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 5, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 26, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on October 19, 2022
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2022
๐ So funny!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 23, 2022
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 16, 2022
๐ That punchline was epic!
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 15, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 14, 2022
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 13, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ