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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Issack
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Maida
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 29, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 28, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 20, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Zubeida
Guest
May 20, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 18, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 6, 2023
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 3, 2023
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 1, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Omar
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
