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Lucy Wangui
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Sep 14, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 29, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 28, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Halima
Guest
May 15, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 11, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Nyota
Guest
May 3, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Shani
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Leila
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
