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Nasra
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Azima
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Amina
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Wande
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 26, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 22, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 18, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Selemani
Guest
May 11, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Amina
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Azima
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Omar
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
