Why was the math book always worried?

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Selemani (Guest) on September 13, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 12, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 1, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Mgeni (Guest) on August 28, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 23, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 20, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Mustafa (Guest) on August 18, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 5, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Yusra (Guest) on July 28, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Khamis (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 24, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 20, 2023

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Latifa (Guest) on July 8, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mchawi (Guest) on June 28, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 17, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 11, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Chum (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 31, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 19, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Shani (Guest) on May 12, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Rahma (Guest) on May 8, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mchawi (Guest) on April 21, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Hekima (Guest) on April 8, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 1, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Rubea (Guest) on March 29, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 28, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Masika (Guest) on March 25, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mjaka (Guest) on March 24, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 23, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Maneno (Guest) on March 2, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Daudi (Guest) on February 6, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 30, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Khamis (Guest) on January 29, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Nahida (Guest) on January 23, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Binti (Guest) on January 21, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Shamsa (Guest) on January 20, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 5, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Shukuru (Guest) on January 4, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Nassar (Guest) on January 3, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Omar (Guest) on December 31, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Nchi (Guest) on December 29, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Zawadi (Guest) on December 28, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 26, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 25, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

John Mushi (Guest) on December 24, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Abubakar (Guest) on December 14, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 5, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 3, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Majid (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 17, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 2, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 17, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mgeni (Guest) on October 17, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 5, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 4, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕