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John Mushi
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Sep 25, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Paul Kamau
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Sep 25, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Diana Mallya
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Sep 23, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mary Sokoine
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Sep 2, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Margaret Mahiga
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Aug 28, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Chum
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Makame
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 28, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Jaffar
Guest
May 24, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 23, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Biashara
Guest
May 21, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 13, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Husna
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Shani
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Issa
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Salima
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
