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Hii dunia ina mambo, cheki kilichotokea wakati mme anakata roho akiwa na mke wake

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Bwana mmoja wakati anakata roho alimwambia mkewe hivi:

MUME - mke wangu natubu mbele yako kwamba nimezini na mama yako, dada yako, shangazi yako, mama yako mdogo na mtoto wa shangazi yako.

MKE - nayafahamu yote hayo ndio maana nimekupa sumu.

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Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! ðŸ‘😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 2, 2022

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 21, 2022

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆😂

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😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!

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Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! 😅

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 24, 2021

😠Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

Hassan (Guest) on December 15, 2021

😄 Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 14, 2021

🤣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 6, 2021

😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 1, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 29, 2021

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 28, 2021

Umesema kweli! 👌😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 28, 2021

😅 Bado nacheka!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 17, 2021

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 20, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😅

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 15, 2021

Umetisha! 👌😂

Asha (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉

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Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 26, 2021

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 6, 2021

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰

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Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 15, 2021

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Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! ðŸ‘😆

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 7, 2021

🤣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

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Zakaria (Guest) on March 27, 2021

🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Mzee (Guest) on March 19, 2021

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣

Rubea (Guest) on March 8, 2021

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 29, 2020

😂🤣😂😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 19, 2020

😂 Ninashiriki mara moja!

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😆 Hiyo punchline!

Zulekha (Guest) on November 28, 2020

Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! â°

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 10, 2020

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 29, 2020

😂🤣😆

Mgeni (Guest) on September 9, 2020

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 29, 2020

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2020

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆ðŸ‘

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 8, 2020

😅 Nilihitaji hii!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 13, 2020

🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 4, 2020

😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌

Shani (Guest) on May 7, 2020

😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 27, 2020

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

Zulekha (Guest) on April 16, 2020

😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 31, 2020

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 26, 2020

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 22, 2020

ðŸ‘🤣😆😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 12, 2020

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂ðŸ‘

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🤣

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