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Kweli tamaa ni mbaya, mke wa mtu kaponzwa na tamaa, ndio basi tena

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Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake:
JAMAA: Shem nakupenda!
MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki
yako akijua? tena koma!
JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1!
MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana
mume wangu akiwa kazini!





Kesho yake Jamaa kaja
na milioni 1 wakamalizana na mke wa rafki yake,
jioni ilipofika
Mume akarudi home na
kumuuliza Mkewe, "Rafki yangu SAM kaleta hela yangu milioni 1?"
MKE akajibu kwa unyonge, "Ndio!"
MUME: Yes! Ndio maana nampenda SAM kanikopa asubuhi jioni karejesha!!!!
Mke hoi……


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