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Jinsi ya Kubana matumizi X-mass

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Badala yakupika PILAU tutapika TAMBI kwenye Xmas maana tutakua tumeokoa sh.15,000/= Vitunguu swaumu 2000, Vitunguu maji 1000, hiliki 1000, Magome 1000, Michele wa 2000, Soda 3000, Nyama 5000 . Fedha hizi zitatumika kununua mfuko wa cement ili tuanze kujaza kibubu cha ujenzi wa nyumba badala ya kupanga. Karibuni saana maji ya kunywa tumechemsha ndoo nzima.

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