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Angalia huyu mvulana anachomwambia huyu daktari baada ya rafiki yake wa kike kupata ujauzito
Date: August 18, 2021
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
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MVULANA: Daktari, rafiki yangu wa kike ni mjamzito, lakini mara zote nimekua nikitumia kinga. Inawezekanaje hii?
DAKTARI: Ngoja nikusimulie hadithi. Kulikua na Muindaji ambaye alikua anabeba bunduki kila aendako. Siku moja, alichukua mwamvuli badala ya bunduki na akaenda nayo. Ghafla akatokea Simba mbele yake. Ili amtishie Simba, muindaji akatumia mwamvuli na kummiminia risasi Simba. Simba akafa palepale!
MVULANA: Sio kweli!! Lazima kulikua na mtu mwengine pembeni aliyempiga risasi Simba.
DAKTARI: Nashukuru umeelewa somo!!😂
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