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Kilichotokea baada ya jambazi kuvamia kanisa

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Jambazi mmoja aliingia kanisani na bunduki akapiga risasi juu ya bati akasema "asiyempenda YESU atoke nje" wakatoka wote ispokuwa Mchungaji na Wazee wawili.

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