Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani
Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee…
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome…
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula….
GIRL: Enhee…na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo
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Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 12, 2020
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Maida (Guest) on January 3, 2020
Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 3, 2020
Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 28, 2019
🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!
John Malisa (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 10, 2019
😄 Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 6, 2019
😅 Bado ninacheka!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 29, 2019
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Tabu (Guest) on October 23, 2019
🤣 Hii imewaka moto!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 27, 2019
Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆😂
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 14, 2019
Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2019
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 27, 2019
😂 Ninashiriki mara moja!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 17, 2019
😆 Naihifadhi hii!
John Kamande (Guest) on July 12, 2019
😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!
Zakaria (Guest) on June 14, 2019
😅 Nilihitaji hii!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 21, 2019
😅 Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 11, 2019
Hii imenikuna! 😆😊
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 28, 2019
Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂
John Mushi (Guest) on February 27, 2019
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏🤣
Mwajuma (Guest) on February 24, 2019
😄 Umenishika vizuri!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 10, 2019
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Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 9, 2019
Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 25, 2019
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 22, 2019
🤣😭😆
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 25, 2018
Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! 😆
Baraka (Guest) on October 25, 2018
Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 15, 2018
🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!
Latifa (Guest) on July 26, 2018
Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sana—imebamba! 🤣
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 4, 2018
Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 16, 2018
Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 5, 2018
Umetisha! 👌😂
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 1, 2018
😆 Ninakufa hapa!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 23, 2018
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Rahma (Guest) on April 16, 2018
Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 14, 2018
Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 10, 2018
😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 17, 2018
😂 Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 14, 2018
Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 27, 2018
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! 😊😂
Rubea (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🤣
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 9, 2018
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 6, 2018
😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 10, 2017
Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! 😅
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 10, 2017
😂 Kali sana!
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 24, 2017
😅 Bado nacheka!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 23, 2017
😂🤣😆😅
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 4, 2017
Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! 😂
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 19, 2017
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅
Rubea (Guest) on August 31, 2017
😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 4, 2017
😄 Kichekesho gani!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😅