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Angalia kilichonikuta nilipoenda kwa mganga

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Usije ukaenda kwa mganga, mwenzako yamenikuta, yani masharti niliyopewa, acha tu,
yalikua hivi:-

1.Jasho la nyoka.
2.Manyoya ya mende.
3.Sisimizi Shoga.
4.Mbwa mjane.
5.Kuku aliye single.
6.Samaki mwenye miaka miwili bila kuoga
7.Mti wenye ujauzito.
8.Mbavu za Nzi.
9.Nywele za Kiroboto.
10.Mwanya wa Mbu.
Duuh..!! mwanangu kwa hali hii mbona itakula kwako.
Wengine wanasemaga
IGA UFE! Rizik anagawa Mungu tu shetan simuelew!

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David Chacha (Guest) on October 3, 2019

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

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Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂

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Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 22, 2019

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! 😊😄

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 28, 2019

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Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 20, 2019

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Amani (Guest) on April 17, 2019

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Hamida (Guest) on March 19, 2019

😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 22, 2019

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 4, 2019

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

John Kamande (Guest) on January 31, 2019

😂 Hii ni kali sana!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 24, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅

Shani (Guest) on January 23, 2019

😄 Kichekesho kamili!

Maimuna (Guest) on January 14, 2019

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 29, 2018

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 12, 2018

😄 Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

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😂 Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

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😅 Bado ninacheka!

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Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2018

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏

Maimuna (Guest) on August 30, 2018

🤣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! 🤣😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😂

Binti (Guest) on August 22, 2018

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂

Mhina (Guest) on August 14, 2018

🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 3, 2018

Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍

Zakia (Guest) on June 6, 2018

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! 😄😅

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 19, 2018

😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!

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🤣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

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Frank Macha (Guest) on April 16, 2018

Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 4, 2018

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Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 28, 2018

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Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2018

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 20, 2018

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! 😂

Mzee (Guest) on February 12, 2018

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 12, 2018

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Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 4, 2018

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 31, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 24, 2018

😂 Kali sana!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 7, 2018

👏🤣😆😂

Kiza (Guest) on December 8, 2017

😂 Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

James Mduma (Guest) on December 8, 2017

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 1, 2017

😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 29, 2017

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 29, 2017

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Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 25, 2017

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏🤣

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 17, 2017

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 8, 2017

Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 2, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 24, 2017

😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Nassor (Guest) on October 23, 2017

Asante Ackyshine

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 13, 2017

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 15, 2017

😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!

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