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Angalia huyu mwalimu alichokifanya

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Mwalimu aliingia darasani akiwa amechoka kinoma
akawambia wanafunzi.

'leo tutajifunza kipindi cha
dini " wanafunzi wakiwa wanajiandaa ili kuendelea
na kipindi mwalimu akajiegesha kwenye kiti klichokua
karibuu yake baada ya dakika kadhaa mwalimu alipitiwa
na usingizi, ghafla alingia mkurugenzi na
kusimama pembeni mwa kile kiti alichokalia mwalimu
ghafla kmya kikatawala darasani kiasi cha kunfanya
mwalimu ashtuke usingizini aliamka huku akipiga
miayo alpotupa jicho pembeni alimuona mkurugenzi
kasimama pemben! akiwa anababaika alifungua
kinywa na kusema ' Hivi ndivyo walivyolala wanafunzi
wa YESU walipokua wakimsubli kule mlimani, je
kuna mwenye swal? mkurugeni pale alipokua
akapiga makofi na kumsifia mwalimu kwa kufundisha
kwa vitendo.

Je % Ngapi unampa mwalimu kwa
kusolve kibarua chake.????

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