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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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MUME: "Unajua mi unanishangaza sana, kila siku nakusikia mara useme TV yangu, gari yangu, chumbani kwangu, mara hoo watoto wangu. Sisi ni mke na mume, kila kitu ni chetu. Jirekebishe bwana".πŸ‘΄πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜’
MKE: Yuko kimya anaendelea na shughuli zake za kupekua kabatini kama hasikii, na hakumjibu kitu mumewe.πŸ‘΅πŸ˜·
MUME: Akamuuliza kwa hamaki,"Sasa hapo unatafuta nini?".πŸ‘΄πŸ˜‘
MKE: "Sidiria yetu!!"πŸ‘™πŸ’
MUME: (kamfungia kabatini alafu kamwambia. "nipo chumbani , ")πŸ‘΄πŸ˜·πŸ˜·
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