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MKAKA mtanashati,
DADA akaamua kujaribu bahati yake.
DADA:Mambo? KAKA:Poa.
DADA:Mimi na wewe tunaweza kuongea baade?
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DADA:Nimekupenda nataka nikutoe out.
KAKA:Sawa ila nitamwambia nini
MKE wangu?
DADA:Aah ilo sio tatizo mdanganye tu,mwambie unakwenda kumtembelea rafiki yako hospitalini.
KAKA:Mwambie mwenyewe huyo hapo anayekusuka.

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