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Chezea paka wewe, Angalia kilichomkuta huyu na paka wake

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Jamaa alichukua paka wake na kwenda kumtupa
mbal,aliporudi nyumban alimkuta paka
amekwisharudi,jamaa alikasirika sana.

Siku ya 2
akamchukua na kwenda naye zaid ya kilometa 50
akapiga chochoro za kutosha kisha
akamtupa,akaanza safar ya kurud nyumban
baada ya muda akampigia cm mkewe.Vp mke
wangu huyo paka yupo? MKE:Ndio mume wangu
tena ametulia hapa kwan imekuaje? JAMAA:hebu
mpe cm anielekeze njia ya kurud nimepotea😳

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