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John Lissu
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Sep 20, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Husna
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Shani
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 26, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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John Mushi
Guest
May 9, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 4, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
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Issack
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Warda
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
