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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji

Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! πŸ§ πŸ’‘ Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! πŸ˜„πŸŽ‰

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