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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Halima
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Issack
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Binti
Guest
May 27, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Zuhura
Guest
May 17, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Bakari
Guest
May 13, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Azima
Guest
May 2, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
😂 So funny!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
