What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 28, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Abubakar (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Kahina (Guest) on December 15, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mzee (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Shukuru (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 7, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 18, 2022

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 3, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mchawi (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Rukia (Guest) on October 16, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 12, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Khatib (Guest) on October 5, 2022

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 2, 2022

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Hekima (Guest) on September 30, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Shamim (Guest) on September 15, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 8, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

George Mallya (Guest) on August 29, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 28, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Farida (Guest) on August 24, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mchuma (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 2, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 1, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 25, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mjaka (Guest) on July 24, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Zuhura (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 15, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Kheri (Guest) on July 6, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Umi (Guest) on July 2, 2022

😄 Too good!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 28, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 21, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Hawa (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 13, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 4, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nyota (Guest) on June 2, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 22, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 12, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 30, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 24, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 22, 2022

😄 What a joke!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Maneno (Guest) on April 10, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 10, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 8, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 31, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Fadhila (Guest) on March 28, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Majid (Guest) on March 27, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 24, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Shamim (Guest) on March 24, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 24, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 16, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 7, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 28, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 7, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Salima (Guest) on January 30, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 23, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

George Mallya (Guest) on January 21, 2022

😄 You got me good!

John Mushi (Guest) on January 20, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

James Kimani (Guest) on January 10, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 4, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Daudi (Guest) on December 29, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔