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What does a skeleton order for dinner?

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A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–


Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the ๐Ÿ’€ emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.

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Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 6, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ‘‹

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 3, 2023

Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ˜‚

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 26, 2022

I donโ€™t need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฌ

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 18, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด

Daudi (Guest) on December 8, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta save this!

Daudi (Guest) on November 27, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโ€™d be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ต

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 19, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ˜‚

Amani (Guest) on November 15, 2022

Iโ€™m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Kiza (Guest) on November 14, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ค

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 9, 2022

Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 9, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this right now!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 2, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜ด

Safiya (Guest) on November 1, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Fadhili (Guest) on October 30, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 28, 2022

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…

Faiza (Guest) on October 26, 2022

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 22, 2022

If stress burned calories, Iโ€™d be a supermodel. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜…

Khamis (Guest) on October 21, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐Ÿฆ‰๐ŸŽฉ

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 20, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then weโ€™d both be wrong. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 18, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜

Abubakar (Guest) on October 14, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 5, 2022

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š

James Kimani (Guest) on October 2, 2022

This joke just made my dayโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ

Zawadi (Guest) on September 29, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒพ

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 27, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโ€ฆ ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธโœ‰๏ธ

Rehema (Guest) on September 26, 2022

Dear math, Iโ€™m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿคฏ

Bahati (Guest) on September 20, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m literally in stitches right now!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 17, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš—

Fadhili (Guest) on September 17, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฌ

Fadhila (Guest) on September 13, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† This one really got me!

Issa (Guest) on September 12, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”Œ

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 11, 2022

I havenโ€™t even gone to bed yet, and I already canโ€™t wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜†

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 10, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค”

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 28, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐Ÿคฃ

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 26, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!

Shani (Guest) on August 26, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 20, 2022

Hilarious! This oneโ€™s going into my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜„

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโ€™s my tractor? ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 4, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅ

Chiku (Guest) on July 21, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Rolling on the floor!

Baraka (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Why canโ€™t you trust stairs? Because theyโ€™re always up to something! ๐Ÿ›—๐Ÿค”

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 14, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘€

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 14, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„

Sumaya (Guest) on July 7, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐Ÿฆจโš–๏ธ

Yahya (Guest) on June 29, 2022

If my jeans could talk, theyโ€™d say, 'Stop eating!' ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ•

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 29, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโ€™re pointless! ๐Ÿ”บโšช

Nahida (Guest) on June 27, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 25, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโ€™t add up! โž•๐Ÿคจ

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 9, 2022

If at first, you donโ€™t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mohamed (Guest) on May 30, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ This just made my day!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 26, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ“…

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 21, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. Iโ€™m not falling for that again. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜†

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 19, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Saving this one!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 14, 2022

Why couldnโ€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€

Salima (Guest) on May 3, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ†

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 23, 2022

If you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ต

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 22, 2022

Iโ€™m definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐Ÿ˜†

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 25, 2022

Iโ€™m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ง

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 17, 2022

Monday should be optional. ๐Ÿ˜ดโณ

George Tenga (Guest) on March 5, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐Ÿ˜ด

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