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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Amina
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 31, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 25, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 25, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Khalifa
Guest
May 16, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Baridi
Guest
May 16, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Majid
Guest
May 15, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 14, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
