What kind of murderer has fiber?

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 17, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

James Malima (Guest) on October 1, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 22, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 19, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Umi (Guest) on September 10, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Leila (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Hamida (Guest) on August 21, 2022

😄 You got me good!

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 19, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Ahmed (Guest) on August 12, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 9, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Arifa (Guest) on August 6, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Zakia (Guest) on August 2, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Muslima (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Shamsa (Guest) on July 23, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 9, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Hawa (Guest) on July 3, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Khadija (Guest) on June 26, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 23, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 28, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 24, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 24, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 3, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 1, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 20, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Zulekha (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Farida (Guest) on April 4, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 27, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 26, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Omari (Guest) on March 20, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 25, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 8, 2022

😄 You totally won the internet today!

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 8, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 29, 2022

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Shani (Guest) on January 28, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nahida (Guest) on January 26, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mhina (Guest) on January 11, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Nasra (Guest) on January 8, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Yahya (Guest) on December 29, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

John Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 28, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 10, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mustafa (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 10, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Ndoto (Guest) on October 29, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 5, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Halima (Guest) on October 5, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 4, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 28, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Kiza (Guest) on September 13, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Chiku (Guest) on September 3, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 25, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖