What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 16, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2023

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 12, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 10, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 7, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Khadija (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Faiza (Guest) on February 6, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 4, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Raha (Guest) on January 9, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 24, 2022

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Amani (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 14, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Rukia (Guest) on December 6, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Selemani (Guest) on November 25, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 24, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 20, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 17, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Amir (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 31, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

James Mduma (Guest) on October 31, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Umi (Guest) on October 8, 2022

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 26, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Asha (Guest) on September 26, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 25, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Sarafina (Guest) on September 23, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 15, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Zawadi (Guest) on September 2, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 28, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Chum (Guest) on August 22, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Shani (Guest) on August 20, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mustafa (Guest) on August 17, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 16, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Nashon (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 31, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 24, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 15, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Sumaya (Guest) on July 7, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 3, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 1, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 27, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Shabani (Guest) on June 19, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Furaha (Guest) on June 18, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 12, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 9, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

David Chacha (Guest) on June 7, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 2, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Shabani (Guest) on May 27, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 26, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 14, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 5, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 30, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Neema (Guest) on April 26, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 22, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎