The most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is the "tur-key"! π¦
Explanation: The riddle plays on the word "key" by using a pun. It implies that the most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is not a literal key, but the delicious turkey, which is the centerpiece of the meal. The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
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How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Sekela (Guest) on July 6, 2022
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Makame (Guest) on July 2, 2022
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2022
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Yahya (Guest) on June 27, 2022
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Ndoto (Guest) on June 22, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 15, 2022
π This just made my day!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 11, 2022
π So funny!
Amina (Guest) on June 10, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 28, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 17, 2022
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 17, 2022
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Zulekha (Guest) on April 28, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 27, 2022
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
James Mduma (Guest) on April 26, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Safiya (Guest) on April 23, 2022
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Muslima (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 13, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Baraka (Guest) on April 4, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Issack (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Josephine (Guest) on March 20, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Salma (Guest) on March 16, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Shabani (Guest) on March 8, 2022
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 28, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Khatib (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 20, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Maulid (Guest) on February 2, 2022
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 31, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Amani (Guest) on January 25, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Abubakar (Guest) on January 9, 2022
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Warda (Guest) on January 8, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Sekela (Guest) on January 6, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 1, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 25, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Kiza (Guest) on December 17, 2021
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 4, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Shamsa (Guest) on December 1, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 23, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 19, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Kheri (Guest) on November 10, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Khadija (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 23, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 7, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 4, 2021
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Jamila (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Mariam (Guest) on September 10, 2021
π I canβt stop laughing!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 9, 2021
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Fadhila (Guest) on September 6, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 15, 2021
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ