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Rubea
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Oct 4, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Amina
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Amir
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 27, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Tambwe
Guest
May 17, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 2, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Husna
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Amani
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Shani
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mzee
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Masika
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
