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Stephen Kangethe
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Sep 19, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
😆 That punchline!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 28, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 22, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 17, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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James Kimani
Guest
May 3, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 2, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Maida
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Leila
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Amina
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Azima
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
