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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: ๐ Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! ๐๐๏ธ
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