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Victor Mwalimu
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Sep 20, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Omar
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Habiba
Guest
May 30, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mzee
Guest
May 25, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Zulekha
Guest
May 15, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 6, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 6, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Ahmed
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Salum
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
