Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 14, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 4, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 29, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 22, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Hawa (Guest) on August 18, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Rahim (Guest) on August 17, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 17, 2022

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 12, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 19, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 16, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Muslima (Guest) on July 15, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 5, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 2, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 23, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 23, 2022

😂 This is too funny!

Khadija (Guest) on June 17, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 14, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

John Kamande (Guest) on June 12, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Maneno (Guest) on June 3, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

John Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 26, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 23, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 20, 2022

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 19, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 9, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 30, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 10, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 17, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 7, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 2, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 25, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Shabani (Guest) on February 16, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 11, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mazrui (Guest) on February 11, 2022

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 6, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 2, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 29, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 12, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 12, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 9, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 1, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Shabani (Guest) on December 21, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 10, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Ali (Guest) on December 5, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 5, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 13, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Farida (Guest) on November 11, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Yusuf (Guest) on November 8, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Hekima (Guest) on November 6, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Kahina (Guest) on November 4, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Jamila (Guest) on October 21, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣