Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Salma (Guest) on September 24, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 17, 2024

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Shamsa (Guest) on September 15, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Abubakar (Guest) on August 19, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Issa (Guest) on August 18, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 17, 2024

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mchuma (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 15, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 13, 2024

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Ahmed (Guest) on August 8, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Maida (Guest) on August 4, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 1, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Masika (Guest) on July 21, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Majid (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 9, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 9, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on July 6, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Juma (Guest) on June 20, 2024

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 16, 2024

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 9, 2024

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Majid (Guest) on June 3, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Sultan (Guest) on June 1, 2024

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Jamal (Guest) on May 8, 2024

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 7, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 30, 2024

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Tabu (Guest) on April 20, 2024

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 15, 2024

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mazrui (Guest) on April 2, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 30, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Omari (Guest) on March 23, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Sekela (Guest) on March 23, 2024

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Nashon (Guest) on March 20, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mustafa (Guest) on March 19, 2024

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 18, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mustafa (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Amina (Guest) on March 9, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Khalifa (Guest) on February 29, 2024

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Abdillah (Guest) on February 23, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Husna (Guest) on February 14, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 12, 2024

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 15, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 15, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 11, 2024

😁 This made my day!

Juma (Guest) on December 17, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 2, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 20, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

John Malisa (Guest) on November 18, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 12, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 31, 2023

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Omari (Guest) on October 28, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 23, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 19, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 12, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 12, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 4, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁