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1.Ukiona geto lina feni, sabufa, meza ya plastic na kitanda ch sita kwa sita na Pc UJUE ni jamaa wa UDSM.

2. Ukaona geto lina nguo nyingi za watu tofauti tofauti, unga mwingi, vtunguu vng, nyanya halaf pembeni, Vitabu vya kutosha na lundo la karatasi za betting ujue huyu JAMAA ni wa SAUT.

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5. Ukaona geto lina Mawigi mengi na dressing table pembeni, ngazi ya kuwekea viatu UJUE huyu mjamaa ni wa RUCO IRINGA😘

6. Ukaona geto lina spray za kila aina, Nguo nyingi hasa za mitumba ambazo zimemodolewa mpaka tight UJUE huyu MJAMAA ni wa USHIRIKA MOSHI.

7.Ukiona geto lina Nyanya na mikungu ya ndizi halafu halafu nje kuna jiko la Mkaa UJUE huyu mjamaa ni wa TEKU mbeya😳

8. Ukiona geto lina tranka na nje wamevulia buti, viatu vya matope UJUE huyu Mjamaa ni Wa SMUCO MWIKA.

9. Ukaona geto ndan mashuka ya kimasai kinabao, hapa usipatwe na Mashaka, Jua huyu ni Mjamaa wa MAKUMIRA. 😜😜😜😜

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