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Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???

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GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart

BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»??

BOYFRENDΒ»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu

BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFREND»»do you lov me????

BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa

BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee????

BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)

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Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 13, 2019

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Kazija (Guest) on May 11, 2019

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

Mhina (Guest) on April 21, 2019

πŸ˜„ Kali sana!

James Malima (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 3, 2019

πŸ˜† Ninakufa hapa!

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Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 14, 2019

Nimefurahia sana hii! πŸ˜…πŸ˜Š

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! β˜•πŸ˜†

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 13, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Mashaka (Guest) on December 9, 2018

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Umesema kweli! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 5, 2018

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Leila (Guest) on November 24, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 17, 2018

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Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Asante Ackyshine

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! πŸ˜ƒ

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 30, 2018

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 19, 2018

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Chum (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 13, 2018

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

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Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Nimefurahia hii sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

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🀣πŸ”₯😊

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 9, 2018

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Shamim (Guest) on May 26, 2018

🀣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

John Lissu (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

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🀣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 3, 2018

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! πŸ€£πŸ‘Œ

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 30, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

Faiza (Guest) on April 3, 2018

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 13, 2018

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 18, 2018

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Sharifa (Guest) on February 12, 2018

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Azima (Guest) on January 28, 2018

Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜‚

Jaffar (Guest) on January 5, 2018

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 11, 2017

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Mtumwa (Guest) on November 8, 2017

πŸ˜† Kali sana!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 4, 2017

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George Mallya (Guest) on November 1, 2017

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 31, 2017

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! πŸ˜„

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 28, 2017

Hii ni kali sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 21, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜„

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 21, 2017

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

James Mduma (Guest) on September 15, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 7, 2017

Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! πŸ€”πŸ˜†

Arifa (Guest) on September 4, 2017

🀣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Hawa (Guest) on August 20, 2017

πŸ˜† Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 15, 2017

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 24, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🀣😊

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 18, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 26, 2017

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Œ

Habiba (Guest) on June 12, 2017

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Halimah (Guest) on June 4, 2017

🀣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

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Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 25, 2017

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Abubakari (Guest) on March 25, 2017

πŸ˜† Hii imenigonga kweli!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 22, 2017

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! πŸ˜‚

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