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Huyu mwanamke ni noma cheki alichomwambia mme wake baada ya kumnunulia nguo za ndani

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Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka.
MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,

Jamaa alifura akawa kama mbogo na hapo ndipo zogo kuu lilipoanza

MUME:Watu gani hao watakaokuambia unachupi moje, inamaana unawaonyesha kitumbua changu? Leo utanambia'
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Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 21, 2017

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2017

Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 3, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅

James Mduma (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 18, 2017

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 17, 2017

😂🤣

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 25, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 12, 2017

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 12, 2017

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! 👏😆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 25, 2017

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣

Tambwe (Guest) on March 3, 2017

🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Fadhili (Guest) on March 1, 2017

😂 Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Yusuf (Guest) on February 23, 2017

😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 27, 2017

Hii ni ya maana sana! 😂👌

Binti (Guest) on January 25, 2017

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Zakia (Guest) on January 1, 2017

😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Safiya (Guest) on December 30, 2016

😅 Bado nacheka!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 28, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 8, 2016

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 3, 2016

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 5, 2016

🤣😄😊

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 29, 2016

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 7, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 11, 2016

😆😅😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 27, 2016

😄 Umeshinda mtandao leo!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 21, 2016

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 3, 2016

Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! 🤔😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 2, 2016

🤣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 5, 2016

😂😅

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 23, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 25, 2016

😄 Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Bahati (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 3, 2016

Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

Nchi (Guest) on December 3, 2015

🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 28, 2015

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Shamim (Guest) on November 28, 2015

😅 Bado nacheka!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 12, 2015

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2015

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 29, 2015

Umetisha! 👌😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 22, 2015

🤣😭😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 27, 2015

😆👏😂😄

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 27, 2015

😂😂🤣

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 24, 2015

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 23, 2015

😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 17, 2015

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 23, 2015

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! 😅😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 7, 2015

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 24, 2015

🤣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 1, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣

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