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Kilichotokea kati ya mkaka na mdada walipokutana hotelini
Date: December 6, 2017
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
Mkaka aliingia kwenye hoteli moja akaketi meza moja na mdada mrembo maarufu sana;
MKAKA: Samahani dada sijui saa ngapi?
MDADA: Nani kakwambia saa yangu ndio ya kuangalia kila mtu?
MKAKA: Samahani sanaβ¦.jamaa akachukua Galaxy yake akapiga simuβ¦.aise saa ngapi saa hizi? mi ndio nimeingia toka USA nataka kurekibisha saa yangu ifwate muda wa huku. Na wewe uwahi kuchukua iPad nimekuja nazo tatu tu za zawadi. Halafu ntafutie mtoto mzuri nimumwagie midola niliyokuja nayo, ok ciao tuonane badae.
MDADA: Kaka samahani saa hizi ni saaβ¦..
MKAKA: Achana na mimi wewe
Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!
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