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Angalia alichojibu huyu mwanafunzi, Ungekua wewe ni mwalimu wake ungemfanyaje?
Date: March 17, 2022
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
Mwanafunz alikuwa kila siku anachelewa shule, na kila siku alikuwa anachapwa, basi siku moja mwalimu akaona ngoja amuulize.
Mwalimu: Mbona unachelewa kila siku?
Mwanafunzi: Nakaa mbali mwalimu
Mwalimu: (huku ana hasira akauliza)Mbali mbinguni?
Mwanafunzi: Mbinguni kwa mbele😂😂😂😂😂
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