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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!

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MKE NA MCHEPUKO.

Mke ni kama Tv na Mchepuko ni kama Simu.
Nyumbani unaangalia Tv lakini ukitoka unatoka na simu.

Mara chache unafurahia Tv lakini Muda mrefu unacheza na simu yako.

Tv ni bure kwa maisha yako yote, lakini Simu kama hujalipia hupati huduma.

Tv ni kubwa nzito na wakati wote ni ya zamani. Lakini simu ni nzuri, nyembamba, na ni rahisi kubeba.

Gharama za huduma za tv ni ndogo sana, Lakini gharama za huduma za Simu ni kubwa na pia ni lazima kuzitimiza.

Tv ina remote lakini Simu haina.

Kitu muhimu zaidi simu ina njia mbili za kuwasiliana unaongea na unasikiliza lakini Tv unalazimika kusikiliza hata kama hutaki au unataka.

Unaweza kununua Tv mara moja na ukatumia kwa kipindi kirefu lakini Simu mara zote unabadilisha inategemea na fasheni.

Ya mwisho na ya kuzingatia

Tv haina Virusi lakini Simu inayo.

KUWA MAKINI.

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