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MUME: "Unajua mi unanishangaza sana, kila siku nakusikia mara useme TV yangu, gari yangu, chumbani kwangu, mara hoo watoto wangu. Sisi ni mke na mume, kila kitu ni chetu. Jirekebishe bwana".👴😎😎😒
MKE: Yuko kimya anaendelea na shughuli zake za kupekua kabatini kama hasikii, na hakumjibu kitu mumewe.👵😷
MUME: Akamuuliza kwa hamaki,"Sasa hapo unatafuta nini?".👴😡
MKE: "Sidiria yetu!!"👙💏
MUME: (kamfungia kabatini alafu kamwambia. "nipo chumbani , ")👴😷😷
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Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! 🏆

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Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 17, 2016

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! 👏😆

Nashon (Guest) on December 3, 2016

😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!

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Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂

Hashim (Guest) on October 15, 2016

😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Abubakar (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 6, 2016

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

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Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

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Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂

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😆 Naihifadhi hii!

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Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 7, 2016

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

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Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

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😅 Bado ninacheka!

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Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣

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😄 Kichekesho gani!

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Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅

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Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

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Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

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🤣 Hii imewaka moto!

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Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌

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Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌

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Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊

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Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂

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Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂

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Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

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Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 8, 2015

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Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

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Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊

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Umetisha! 👌😂

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